Review: THE HILLS “The Next Move Is Yours” (S03E32)

Season 3 is officially over as the last episode aired this Monday night. While it didn’t deliver as many “oh my god” moments as I hoped, It was actually pretty good. Spencer follows Heidi to Vegas and crashes maybe one of the most important business meetings of her career so he could tell her that he was mad she left without telling him. And what’s worse, is that Heidi leaves the job and goes home with Spence! Did she not learn anything from LC giving up Paris to stay with Jason?

Laruen and Audrina finally try to talk things out. Audrina was completely right on the money with everything, but I don’t think that LC was seeing things the same way. Methinks she will stay loyal to Lo. It will be interesting to see what happens with that next season

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THE HILLS “Episode 28″ (S03E33) - Preview Clip Video

Tonight is THE HILLS finale on MTV. Watch a preview clip from the episode below.

Here is the line-up for the live season finale event:

“Live From The Hills Season Finale” Pre-Show - 8:00 PM ET

Hosted by MTV VJ Lyndsey Rodrigues, fans will get the inside scoop on their favorite cast members as they strut on the red carpet and catch up on the latest drama as we re-air the last three episodes.

“The Hills” Season Finale - 10:00 PM ET

In the season finale, Audrina feels shut out by Lauren’s close friendship with Lo, and wants to move out. Lauren makes a heartfelt attempt to patch things up with Audrina, but it may be too late. Meanwhile, Spencer fears he’s going to lose Heidi forever when he learns she’s taking a job in Las Vegas.

“Live From The Hills Season Finale” After Show - 11:00 PM ET

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Review: THE HILLS “No Place Like Home” (S03E31)

I have a lot to complain about this week and I’m not sure where to start. First, let me just say how shocked I was that the Alkaline Trio made an appearance on the show. They must have owed somebody a gigantic favor. They are probably the only band to appear on this show that didn’t need the publicity of the Hills. They’ve put out like 6 albums, gone gold and made millions selling out venues all over the world; and all without major label help or much publicity.

So a message to LC and LO: show a little respect, will ya? These guys have been making music for like 12 years so when you get invited to watch one of their recordings, it’s them doing you a favor, not the other way around. At least stay for 5-10 minutes, even if it’s not your thing. There are some of us that would kill for the chance to watch them record, and you trollops flipped through your blackberries for like 5 seconds and then bolted.

Lo (does anybody know her real name btw?) is FO SHO feelin threatened by Audrina. First she blows off the recording, and did anyone catch her little remark about how their new puppy would have “two mommies”, would it have hurt her to say three? She wants so badly to show Audrina that she is LC’s best friend. I feel sorry for Audrina because like the rest of us, she probably thought that she was done dealing with this stuff after she got out of the 4th grade.

What I want to see next week: Audrina move in with Heidi

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Review: THE HILLS “A Date With The Past” (S03E30)

Not a very eventful episode of THE HILLS this week. The girls (LC, Lo, and Audrina) throw a house warming party and despite the fact that guests included Justin Bobby and Brody’s new girlfriend; the shin dig was surprisingly drama free. Steven, LC’s ex from high school (and Laguna Beach) also made an appearance and invited her to dinner the following night. Lauren admits to Lo that she never stopped having feelings for Steven. Comedy ensues when LC gets all dolled up expecting to rekindle with an old flame, and Steven shows up in jeans and a hoodie looking very much like he just wanted to catch up with an old friend. This is confirmed when over dinner he makes it clear that things between them are strictly “platonic”. Normally I wouldn’t find this so funny, but given the way LC has been treating everyone these days, I’m chalking this up to Karma.

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Review: THE HILLS “A New Roommate” (S3E29)

I don’t want to spend a lot of time dwelling on the negatives this week (LC being a biatch to basically everyone). Instead, I want to talk about why this episode was the very best of the new season. Two words: Justin Bobby. This dimwitted bad boy makes a reappearance on THE HILLS and it looks like he could be getting back together with Audrina. In his own words, Truth and time will tell all. Btw, did anyone else notice that JB got a haircut and teeth whitening? Nice. Honestly, I don’t think it would be the best thing for Audrina, who seems like a complete sweet heart, to get mixed up with this guy again, however, the dramedy this guy can bring to the show is amazing. I also really missed all of his lazy facial expressions. I don’t know what it is, but this guy has got it!

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Review: THE HILLS - “When Spencer Finds Out…” & “Just Be Careful…” (S03E22-23)

So the new season of MTV’s THE HILLS is in full swing and I am left wondering if I’m still on Team Lauren? First she picks up a French Justin-Bobby in Paris, burns her free designer dress, and then exclaims that “Paris changes everything”. Now, I grant you there are few places in this world where you can do a week’s work and have it change your life. For example digging ditches in Afghanistan may give you a new perspective on things. Working at Teen Vogue, setting up fashion shows and going to clubs, is basically the same exact thing she was doing In L.A.

Let’s talk about last night’s episode of The Hills. We see Spencer being a total d-bag to Heidi (surprise surprise) as he gets ousted from his casa. Spencer’s sister has a class with Lauren and the two kiss and make up. By the wway, I wonder how Spence is going to feel when he finds out the two are lunching together? And then Lauren gives the cold shoulder to Brody refusing to give him a hug and saying only “Where’s your girlfriend”? The whole thing struck me as very juvenile. The two were not officially going out, and she seemed to get over Brody pretty quick in Paris (French Justin-Bobby). So my feeling about the whole thing is that she should have either let it go, or been an adult and talked to him about it rationally in a 1 on 1 type of scenario. Going off on somebody in public is never a good look. That being said, I am loving the new episodes and can’t wait to find out what happens next!

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